Humor & Everyday Life
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Where’s the Party?
I’ve never been loyal to a political party. I’ve only ever been loyal to my values. From my first vote at 18 to every ballot since, my choices have reflected conscience over labels. Because voters who think for themselves aren’t unpredictable, they’re powerful.
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Aunty Christine, Minister of Mischief and Matrimony: How I Got Ordained and You Can Too
You may know me as Aunty Christine, your go-to gal for backyard shenanigans, and strong opinions served with a wink and a smile. But did you know I’m also a legally ordained minister? Yep. In 2018, I became a wedding officiant through the Universal Life Church (ULC), and it all…
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My Closet Is Gaslighting Me
There was a time, not all that long ago, when my closet and I had a solid understanding. I bought the clothes. It held the clothes. And together, we made a reasonable attempt at fashion and function. But lately? I open those closet doors and it’s like I’ve stumbled into…
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The Day I Stopped Caring What People Think (and Got Happier Because of It)
I used to worry a lot about what people thought of me. What I said, what I wore, who I dated, how I lived. It was like carrying around a backpack full of other people’s opinions, and let me tell you, it was heavy. Then one day, something shifted. Maybe…
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Coffee in Bed and the Power of Slow Mornings
Every morning, sometime between 3 and 5 a.m., I wake up. Not to an alarm clock. Not to chaos. But to the quiet sound of Oscar bringing me a fresh cup of coffee, still steaming, delivered with a kind smile while I’m still tucked in bed. It’s such a simple…
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10 Things That Instantly Put Me in a Good Mood
Life can be chaotic, stressful, and full of those ugh moments that make you want to hide under a blanket. But no matter how rough the day is, there are always little things that can turn it around in an instant. Some are simple, some are silly, but all of…
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Mimosas, Pedicures, and the Perfect Weekend
Some weekends are just meant to be savored, filled with simple joys, little indulgences, and moments that make you smile long after they’re over. This past weekend? Definitely one of those. Kicking Off the Weekend with a Little Self-Care It all started with something I never thought I’d witness: Oscar’s…
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Countdown to Adventure: Aunty Christine’s RV Retirement Plan
Hey there, my delightful wanderers! Guess who officially applied for a passport today? That’s right, your beloved Aunty Christine! Cue the drumroll, confetti, and overly excited dance moves! It’s true, I’m gearing up for a grand adventure: trading in my cozy little nest for something a bit more…well, mobile. That’s…
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The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing (A Skill I’ve Perfected Thanks to POTS)
The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing (A Skill I’ve Perfected Thanks to POTS) Hey, hons! Let’s talk about something truly magical, the fine art of doing absolutely nothing. Some people might call it laziness, but I prefer to think of it as energy conservation. See, some of us don’t just…
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Living Life on the Goofy Side: Embracing Laughter, Playfulness, and Pure Silliness
If there’s one thing you should know about me, it’s that I don’t take life too seriously. Sure, I handle my responsibilities, juggle a million things at once, and deal with all the chaos life throws my way, but at my core? I’m a goofy, silly, laughter-loving whirlwind of mischief.…
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A New Chapter in the Making
Life has a funny way of reshaping itself, doesn’t it? Just when you think you have a plan, the universe nudges you in a different direction. Lately, I’ve been feeling the pull of change, of new beginnings, fresh starts, and maybe even a little adventure. Oscar and I are settling…
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The Unwritten Rules of Grocery Shopping Chaos
Hons, let’s talk about an everyday battlefield: the grocery store. I don’t know what happens when people step inside, but it’s like they forget how to function as normal human beings. Suddenly, shopping carts become demolition vehicles, produce sections turn into gladiator arenas, and self-checkout machines develop an attitude problem.…
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The Case for Napping: Why Aunty Christine Declares War on Productivity
Listen up, hons, it’s time we have a serious discussion about something very near and dear to my heart: naps. That’s right. The glorious, snooze-filled, midday mini-vacations that society has tried to rob from us in the name of productivity. For too long, we’ve been told that hustle culture is…
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Introduction
Hello, Hon! Let the Absurdity Begin! Well hello there, you magnificent creature! If you’ve somehow stumbled into this gloriously goofy corner of the internet, allow me to extend the warmest (and silliest) of welcomes to AuntyChristine.com! Consider this your official invitation to a realm where the serious takes a backseat,…
